Inner Monologue

Just read this in a Trini Forum on Folklore encounters:

“one time me and pooran drink babash by cane patch behind d latrine ….. around 6pm…

and i see pooran turn into ah crapo and start to hop around d place.

so i wanted to throw salt on he back but i didnt have any..so i pee on him..and pooran change back and he cuff meh in meh belly …”

I almost peed myself laughing…..